EARLY HALLOWEEN

  The priceless Creatine Price

Who else but Andrew Ousley of The Death of Classical could have created such an extraordinary event (a fortnight ahead of our favorite holiday) already pushing the envelope of entertainment, artistry, and spookiness. Thousands of celebrants rambled around the multiply branching pathways of Greenwood Cemetery in dark of night to participate in the revelry. Absent a full moon, these pathways were lit by strings of lights. Celebrants strolled through with flashlights and cellphones to guide them, helped along by volunteers who were always willing to guide them to the next event.

These events comprised performance art, videos, various types of music, and, best of all, our favorite male mezzo-soprano Creatine Price in full outrageous drag, offering the "Habanera" from Bizet's Carmen and "Stride la vampa" from Verdi's Il Trovatore. When not singing, Ms. Price served as DJ for those who wished to let it all hang out on the dance floor. We think Ms. Price will forgive us for blowing her cover; under that fabulous wig and gown we recognized Jordan Weatherston Pitts!

Attracting a huge crowd were the members of the Bindlestiff Family Circus offering sword swallowing and tightrope walking. A beautiful female taxidermist demonstrating the conversion of a deceased black crow into a stuffed one captured our curiosity and attention. A woman in Victorian attire danced with a bloody garment, attended by a man manipulating body parts. Mausoleums were decorated with swirling projections. Various types of music filled the air with sound. We hope, Dear Reader, that you will see our Facebook and Instagram entries (also as "Voce di meche") since, as they say, a picture is worth a thousand words. So stop reading already and go look at the pictures!

We believe tonight's final event has been sold out but you never can tell. If you can snag a ticket you will have the time of your death life.

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